weight: don't know, bollocks. cigarettes 0, alcohol units 0 (v.g.), caffiene: a lot.

Am v. amused that sample name in program am learning today is Mark Darcy.

Have not been exchanging steamy messages with boss. Boss not really Daniel Cleaver anyway.

Message will make no sense to those not familiar with Bridget Jones's Diary but fun to do as ( Read more... )